Jonah Hex Episodes

This week on Bad Dads Film Review, the dads saddle up for DC’s supernatural western misfire Jonah Hex (2010) — a film with Josh Brolin, John Malkovich, Megan Fox, Michael Fassbender, Will Arnett, Michael Shannon, Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Lance Reddick, somehow compressed into a chaotic 80-minute runtime. The discussion covers Hex’s rushed origin story, his half-burned face, his ability to interrogate the dead, Gatling guns mounted on horses, Megan Fox’s noble-prostitute plot-device role, and John Malkovich’s Quentin Turnbull trying to blow up America’s centennial celebrations with inexplicable glowing cannonballs. Sidey is especially brutal, calling it a contender for the worst films ever covered on the pod — not quite Cats, but firmly in the danger zone. Dan is more forgiving, mainly because it is short, Josh Brolin is watchable, and Megan Fox looks “smoking” throughout. Reegs spots the kernel of a better supernatural western buried under the mess, while Cris, having skipped the…