Top 5 Episodes

You can now text us anonymously to leave feedback, suggest future content or simply hurl abuse at us. We'll read out any texts we receive on the show. Click here to try it out! Welcome back to Bad Dads Film Review! This week we’re crunching numbers, making shady deals, and talking shop with our Top 5 Businesses in film and TV before heading to the Costa del Crime for our main feature — The Business (2005), a slick, sun-drenched British crime drama from Nick Love. 📈 Top 5 Businesses in Film & ...

Welcome back to Bad Dads Film Review! This week, we’re doing something a little different in honour of Cris’s birthday – and what better way to celebrate than by diving into a handpicked selection of actors whose careers, films, or sheer star quality connect (tenuously or not) to our resident birthday boy. There’s no Top 5 this time around – instead, it’s all about Helen Mirren, Kate Beckinsale, Kevin Spacey, Jason Statham, and Sandra Bullock, with a war film classic anchoring the episode: Full ...

You can now text us anonymously to leave feedback, suggest future content or simply hurl abuse at us. We'll read out any texts we receive on the show. Click here to try it out! Welcome back to Bad Dads Film Review! This week we’re taking a tumble — both literally and metaphorically — as we break down our Top 5 Falls in Movies and TV, followed by a closer look at the slow-burning, Palme d'Or-winning courtroom drama Anatomy of a Fall. No kids' section this time around — just a lot of bodies hittin...

Welcome back to Bad Dads Film Review, where this week we're ticking all the right boxes with our Top 5 Watches in film and TV. From time-stopping devices to classic wrist candy, we’re delving into the chronometers that do more than just tell time. 🕰 Top 5 Watches in Film and TV 1. The Rolex Submariner – James Bond Series The ultimate symbol of spy sophistication. First worn by Sean Connery in Dr. No (1962), Bond’s Rolex is more than just a stylish accessory — it’s a tool of the trade, packed ...

Welcome back to Bad Dads Film Review! This week we’re embracing all things angular, round, and abstract with our Top 5 Shapes in Movies & TV, diving into Ruben Östlund’s Triangle of Sadness, and finishing up with a charming kids' pick: Shape Island. It’s geometry, but make it cinematic. 🟦 Top 5 Shapes in Movies & TV 1. The Monolith – 2001: A Space Odyssey A perfect black rectangle that sparked humanity’s evolution and a thousand late-night debates. Kubrick gave us a shape that’s as mysteri...

Welcome back to Bad Dads Film Review! This week’s episode is all about singularity, identity, and what it means to be “the one.” We kick things off with our Top 5 'Ones' in film and TV, followed by a look at the emotionally complex Murderbot Diaries adaptation, and we round things out with the plucky preschool heroine Ridley Jones. 🎯 Top 5 'Ones' in Movies and TV Neo – The Matrix The definitive “One.” Chosen by prophecy, forged by code. Neo’s journey from hacker to messiah redefined sci-fi c...

Welcome back to Bad Dads Film Review , where things get a little surreal this week as we juggle fire-eaters, human oddities, and digital freakshows in our Top 5 Circuses in Film and TV . We also run away to the big top with Guillermo del Toro’s noir thriller Nightmare Alley , and finish with the technicolour brain-melt that is The Amazing Digital Circus . 🎪 Top 5 Circuses in Film and TV: 1. The Circus (1928) – Charlie Chaplin’s silent-era classic features The Tramp joining a circus by acci...

Welcome back to Bad Dads Film Review ! This week, we travel back to the shadowy underworld of post-revolutionary France with The Emperor of Paris (2018), a gritty historical crime drama that combines lavish period detail with pulpy intrigue and one of France’s most infamous figures—Eugène-François Vidocq. Directed by Jean-François Richet ( Mesrine ), The Emperor of Paris stars Vincent Cassel as Vidocq, a real-life criminal turned detective who forged a remarkable path from the depths of priso...

Welcome back to Bad Dads Film Review! This week we’re heading west—way west—with a striking little indie feature that punches well above its weight: Missouri Breaks: The Ballad of Missouri Bill. Directed by Jarrod Christman and Weston Grillo, this 2024 low-budget Western was filmed entirely in the Idaho wilderness and tells a stripped-back, gritty story of one man’s battle with his past and the unforgiving land around him. Set in the Idaho Territory in 1880, we follow the quiet, haunted figur...

Welcome back to Bad Dads Film Review! This episode swings open some metaphorical and literal portals as we explore our Top 5 Gates in film and TV, take aim with the tense WWII drama Enemy at the Gates, and finish off with an animated sci-fi detour through Stargate Infinity. 🎯 Top 5 Gates The Gate (1987) – A cult horror favourite where kids accidentally open a portal to a hellish dimension in their backyard. Lesson learned: don’t play records backwards. Stargate (1994) – The OG interste...

Welcome back to Bad Dads Film Review! In this episode, we’re diving into a trio of "the"-titled features, starting with our Top 5 Definite Articles in film and TV, followed by a look at Steven Spielberg’s semi-autobiographical drama The Fabelmans, and rounding off with the delightful antics of The Smurfs. Top 5 Definite Articles in Film and TV: The Godfather (1972) - A cinematic masterpiece that redefined the crime genre and gave us one of the most iconic characters in film history, Don Vito...

Welcome back to Bad Dads Film Review! This episode, we’re diving into the Top 5 Tarantino Moments, revisiting the high-stakes drama of ER, and wrapping up with some animated sci-fi fun with Duck Dodgers. Top 5 Tarantino Moments Quentin Tarantino has given us some of the most unforgettable moments in modern cinema. His signature mix of sharp dialogue, brutal violence, and unexpected humor makes his films stand out. Here are five of his most iconic moments: The “Royale with Cheese” Conversa...

You can now text us anonymously to leave feedback, suggest future content or simply hurl abuse at us. We'll read out any texts we receive on the show. Click here to try it out! Welcome back to Bad Dads Film Review! This episode is all about impact—whether it’s an explosive moment, a game-changing victory, or the sitcom that kept audiences laughing for over a decade. We kick things off with our Top 5 Bangs, followed by a review of Champions (2023), and wrap up with a nostalgic dive into The Big B...

You can now text us anonymously to leave feedback, suggest future content or simply hurl abuse at us. We'll read out any texts we receive on the show. Click here to try it out! Welcome back to Bad Dads Film Review! In this episode, we venture into the deep, mysterious world of Top 5 Forests in Film, before tackling two very different but equally gripping movies—The Stronghold (Bac Nord) (2020), a tense French crime thriller, and Giant Jack, a fresh take on the classic fairy tale. Whether it’s th...

You can now text us anonymously to leave feedback, suggest future content or simply hurl abuse at us. We'll read out any texts we receive on the show. Click here to try it out! Welcome back to Bad Dads Film Review! This episode takes us on a journey through grand castles and mystical kingdoms as we dive into the majestic world of Top 5 Palaces, the breathtaking fantasy epic Princess Mononoke, and the delightful children’s series Sofia the First. Palaces in film aren’t just settings—they’re sy...

Welcome back to Bad Dads Film Review! This week, we’re diving into the world of genetic doubles, eerie doppelgängers, and mass-produced warriors as we discuss Infinity Pool, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, and our Top 5 Clones in Film and TV. Cloning has been a staple of science fiction for decades, allowing filmmakers to explore questions of identity, morality, and even power. Let’s get into it! Top 5 Clones in Film and TV The Replicants – Blade Runner (1982) & Blade Runner 2049 (2017) These ar...

Welcome back to Bad Dads Film Review! This episode is setting sail for adventure as we discuss legendary sailors in film and animation, take an inspiring look at True Spirit (2023), and revisit an iconic animated classic with Popeye the Sailor Meets Sinbad the Sailor (1936). So, grab your sea legs and join us on this nautical journey! Top 5 Sailors in Film and Animation Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean series, 2003–2017) The ultimate swashbuckler, Johnny Depp’s eccentric pirat...

Welcome back to Bad Dads Film Review! This episode is packed with legendary warriors, epic battles, and high-stakes drama as we explore the art of precision, the horrors of war, and the supernatural forces of feudal Japan. We begin by taking aim at the Top 5 Archers in Film & TV, followed by an in-depth look at the South Korean war epic Uprising (2024), and finish with a deep dive into Netflix’s much-anticipated anime adaptation of Onimusha. 🔥 Who Could Make the List? Legolas (The Lord of th...

Welcome back to Bad Dads Film Review! This episode takes us on an epic journey as we dive into the grand scale of cinematic giants and feature a review of the thought-provoking Godzilla Minus One, followed by a nostalgic trip through the Godzilla Animation series from 1978. Top 5 Giants in Film and Animation: Godzilla from various films: This iconic behemoth symbolizes both destruction and misunderstood nature, captivating audiences worldwide with its sheer scale and deep narrative resonance...

Welcome back to Bad Dads Film Review! Today, we’ve got quite the lineup. We’re starting with our Top 5 Speeding Tickets in film—a challenge that took us on a wild ride through some of cinema's fastest moments. After that, we’ll delve into the intense and thought-provoking Civil War, a 2024 dystopian action thriller by Alex Garland, and wrap up with a look at the controversial and competitive reality series Beast Games. Civil War, directed by Alex Garland and released in 2024, dives into a dys...

You can now text us anonymously to leave feedback, suggest future content or simply hurl abuse at us. We'll read out any texts we receive on the show. Click here to try it out! Welcome back to Bad Dads Film Review! Today, we've got a special episode lined up where we explore the power of words through our Top 5 Speeches in film—a testament to how cinematic monologues can inspire, provoke, and move audiences. After that, we dive into the gritty thriller Rebel Ridge, and switch gears dramatically ...

You can now text us anonymously to leave feedback, suggest future content or simply hurl abuse at us. We'll read out any texts we receive on the show. Click here to try it out! Welcome back to Bad Dads Film Review! Today, we're diving into a unique double feature: first, we're counting down our Top 5 Vices and Vice Presidents depicted in film and television. This eclectic mix showcases both literal and metaphorical takes on "vice" and "Vice Presidents." Following that, we'll review the spirited ...

You can now text us anonymously to leave feedback, suggest future content or simply hurl abuse at us. We'll read out any texts we receive on the show. Click here to try it out! Welcome back to Bad Dads Film Review! Today, we’re stepping into the ring to explore our Top 5 Wrestlers in film and television, celebrating the larger-than-life personas that have left an indelible mark on pop culture. After our power-packed countdown, we’ll review the dramatic biopic The Iron Claw and dive into the anim...

You can now text us anonymously to leave feedback, suggest future content or simply hurl abuse at us. We'll read out any texts we receive on the show. Click here to try it out! Welcome back to Bad Dads Film Review! Today, we're getting into the festive spirit with a special episode that celebrates the sounds of the season. We're counting down our Top 5 Christmas Songs, featuring tunes that have become essential to holiday celebrations around the globe. After our musical journey, we'll review the...