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Welcome to Bad Dad's Film Review, the podcast that is to film criticism as a cup of polonium tea is to a business lunch.
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Put on your tinfoil hat and start following the birds back to their charging stations because we're here to count down the top five conspiracies, a segment that features more unsupported conclusions than the entire output of GB News and more things that don't add up than bat Dan's bar tab.
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We'll be questioning everything from the moon landing to the flat earth to the far more pressing mystery of why anyone continues to listen to this podcast.
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Our main feature this week is 2025 Sovereign, a solemn and devastating drama inspired by real events in which Nick Offerman plays a father, raising his son in the firm belief that the law doesn't apply to them, which turns out to be one of those beliefs that remains almost completely unchallenged right up until the moment it gets them both killed.
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Before we go completely off grid, it's important I tell you that the opin that the opinions on this podcast have not been approved by any government, intelligence agency, or shadowy global elite, though we do remain open to sponsorship opportunities.
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But if you are the sort of person who still trusts the official version of events, now is the time to return to your regularly scheduled programming.
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But for everyone else, it's time to meet this week's men who almost certainly appear at least on one government watch list, starting with Dan.
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He's so old he remembers when the Illuminati were just four blokes in a shed, with a dream and a triangle, and his fucks were classified, redacted, and quietly disappeared in circumstances that the coroner recorded as inconclusive.
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Good times, good times, yeah.
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And next up, beautiful Chris, a man so handsome, he's either proof that the simulation has a premium tier or evidence of a government prototype that escaped before they finished the personality.
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Unless there's at least one suspicious death in a cover up that goes all the way to the top, Chris dismisses it as mainstream media pro propaganda, which is either paranoid nonsense or nonsense or the most coherent film criticism we have on this podcast.
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That's me.
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Uh and doing his own research in third place, the man who told me the key to getting a source to open up is to know exactly where to apply pressure and for how long it's Sidey.
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Hello.
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And then there's me Riggs.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Hi, Sai.
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Hi.
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Yes?
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Or is it?
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Oh no, not necessarily.
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I like a conspiracy theory.
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Do you?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, so do I.
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Do you?
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What what's your favourite kind of conspiracy theory?
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Uh I've got a few in a quiz later on, actually.
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So you can pick them from real or made up conspiracy theories.
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Oh, nice, I know.
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Nice one.
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Alright, well we'll save that one for later.
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Do you have any yourself, Sidey?
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Any particular go-tos that you just The Birds as Drones ones is a really is a really good one.
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Um we know someone.
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Yeah.
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I don't know that we should really like drop names because that's just mean, but someone did actually genuinely I think that's not less of a conspiracy.
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No, I was gonna say for me that's the one.
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These idiots with a flat earth.
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Well, there's the documentary where they they just get like it's this could be someone's nonsense, but you know, where they get completely like behind the curve.
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Yeah, but for me is uh like that that was that is the standard of conspiracy theory, absolute bollocks, that there's idiots out there that they've put so much time into try like effort, money, they quit their jobs to try to do this, and then it's such an obvious thing.
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It's just I don't even know why anyone's even uh can you imagine I I don't get it, so I I'm not gonna get annoyed.
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I just think it's just funny and what are they doing?
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Yeah.
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Well, should we get into the top five then?
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While the game's good.
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Well, I've got a joke, yeah.
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Well, it might not be a joke.
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Uh yeah, okay.
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Well, I think it probably is.
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Okay, well let's let's let's carry on then.
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Top five conspiracies then, Riggs.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Is it is a conspiracy that we might be getting through this quickly because the football's on?
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Because people are probably wondering how they walk in football.
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Uh that obviously goes without saying that we need an update on that.
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Yeah.
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It's not the best update.
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It's not the one that we wanted to bring.
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I was there to witness the game.
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It was not our best performance.
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Solid performance.
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It was it was solid enough, but we didn't get the result we wanted.
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We were playing we were joint top with this mob, but they played a game less, so we needed to beat them.
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I would say you played well until the last five minutes of the game.
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Well when I when I got subbed, yeah, probably.
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Yeah, the last five minutes of the game you could have lost the game, but you managed to draw it.
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You were gonna go.
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It was one-one, yeah.
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Well, in one hil down and then an equalizer from someone off the bench.
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Gomes.
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Gomes, yeah.
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Lionel came off the bench.
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And yeah, it wasn't the the way we wanted the.
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But we're still in it, we're still fighting for this.
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And I'll tell you something, I will love it.
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I would love it.
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I would love it.
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Love it if we beat them.
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Yeah, yeah.
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There's they they potentially may have had an eligible player.
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Oh well, their number two didn't look like a player, so they've very easily been.
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But that is just conspiracy theory at this stage.
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Okay.
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Um, so that's that's the update.
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One-one, still fighting for it.
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Still in it, still in it.
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Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.
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You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.
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Very good.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, I've got one about flat bread.
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Conspiracy theorists.
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About the flat bread?
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Yeah, they're the non-believers.
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Um there we go.
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JFK, Kevin Carson.
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Yeah.
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That was Ollie Stone.
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Yeah, Ollie Stone.
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It's it goes on for four days, this film, and it goes through every you know, grassy knoll and they showed it in the conspiracy, didn't they?
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Showed him getting his head blown off.
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They did, yeah.
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I mean, there's also the conspiracy theory that one of the CIA agents or FBI agents in the in a car behind actually shot him that it wasn't Lee Harvey Oswald from uh said grassy knoll.
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Well, he had a lot of people.
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Doesn't JFK heavily lean into the second shooter?
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Is that is that the grassy knoll?
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Yeah.
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Obviously it's Lee Harvey Oswald, and then he was executed by I forget what.
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Jack Ruby.
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Yeah.
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Because, you know, he knew the truth, blah blah blah.
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So this isn't it's layered this one.
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It really is, isn't it?
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I mean, it's crazy times you think you know, a a president being shot.
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We could move on to Donald Dr J and his recent kind of shooting.
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A lot of people that one was fake.
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That that one it was just a uh I think Jesse Ventura is recently he did um he said that he didn't do it, but he he reckons I've seen enough of those like in wrestling.
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That's uh that's a blade job.
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A square you know, it was just a a kind of do that.
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Although some people did die in that shooting, didn't they?
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Yeah, the shooter.
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The shooter died, didn't they?
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No, and and somebody in the audience as well.
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No.
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Is that just conspiracy?
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I said that from the beginning, and I'm not even a conspiracy theorist.
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I thought there was fake.
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I thought there was a couple of people that died.
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We'd have to just the shooter, I believe.
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Just the shooter, just the shooter.
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Yeah, blame shooter McGavin.
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Shoot McGavin.
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Live on the dead guy, and that's it.
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So this was Costner in his pomp, really, and Oliver Stone probably making his most influential films.
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This was on his own.
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Self-indulgent though?
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It it did, you know, he I think he'd just come off maybe the doors and Apocalypse Now and no.
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He'd done the doors and he was, you know, sitting kind of in the But he's an anti-establishment kind of guy, isn't he?
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You know, so he likes pushing all these buttons and raising.
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So it was it, I think, a little overindulgent and um it was his generation as well.
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It was like the defining event of it as well, wasn't it?
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Yeah, then my dad says, Oh, I know I was when I heard you know when I heard about that and blah blah blah.
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Yeah, it was big obviously big news American president getting assassinated, big deal.
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Well, that's it.
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I think a lot of those now it does nowadays though it does seem a bit absurd that they would be like, hi, just in this big open top car, like driving around everywhere.
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Well, a lot of those moments that you think about where were you, they are conspiracy moments.
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You've got Princess Diana.
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I don't ever remember seeing a film on Princess Diana's.
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I'm sure they've done documentaries and mockumentaries and dramas and things, but you remember where you were when you heard that news.
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Well, you can see I saw one the other day where people they try and start them, and it was a very brief video clip of Princess Di, and it said you can see and this is this is her last ever video of her, and you can see in her eyes that she knows she's gonna be taken out.
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And it's it's complete misinformation.
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It was a video of her on one of her landmine tours speaking to a child who'd lost their legs, you know, from Daniel Landmine, and she was fucking offset because she's talking to a kid.
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And you know, people try and spin this into something where she knows she's about to begin like, fuck off.
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Yeah.
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Well, th this is how you know it can be manipulated in even more days.
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I mean, in you know, in it but in the next 18 months to two years it will be pretty much indistinguishable from I would think.
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I'll need to to s see you, feel you, touch you, smell you, and lick you before I know it's real.
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Okay, well you go.
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Well, start with licking and then we'll go Yeah, yeah, okay.
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Riggs?
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I'll go for another real lifey one then.
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We watched all the president's men.
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Oh we reviewed it for this pod, and it was brilliant.
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It was a cracker.
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Woodward and Bernstein.
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What were their names?
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I've completely forgotten Robert Redford.
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Robert Redford and Dustin Dustin Hoffman.
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Fantastic as the two journalists who bring down the Republican Party.
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That newspaper now owned by Bezos.
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Yeah.
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Completely gutted, like got rid of everyone.
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Everything's gonna go up to a billionaire eventually.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, the destruction of the free press is one of the But a great movie.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, not a lot else to say about it.
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We really f absolutely loved that as a character piece, as a way to convey lots of complicated plot, just in a really interesting way, and the tennis of Well, they have to drill into bookkeeping and stuff.
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Yeah.
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Well, you you do, but you know, just how things have changed now, obviously, with the age of computers and with the age of communications, security cameras and fortunately politicians just find it tougher and tougher to get away with this stuff now.
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Has anyone seen this is like more like a criminal conspiracy again.
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Yeah.
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Michael Clayton?
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Yes.
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Yeah, okay.
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Yeah, I like that like Clundog.
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Yeah, Clundog is good.
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Tilda Swinton and what's the the actor, Tom?
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He's losing his marbles.
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There's to stay in his meds, or he won't comply with the sort of 'cause they've essentially a little bit like another one, Aaron Brockovich, they've been pumping out chemicals which has caused harm to humans, deformities and all the rest of it.
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And Tom Actor, I can't remember the sound for him.
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Sydney Pollock.
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Tom Wilkinson.
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He goes off his meds and sort of tries basically gives the game away.
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I think he might actually be the partner of the law firm and who who won't he won't stay on on track with the with the case.
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They didn't pay him enough.
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And Clooney's Clooney's the sort of he's he's never quite made it uh to partner level as a lawyer, but he's a good fixer and he's sort of there trying to pull pull all the pieces together.
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And in the end they do get them to certain sort of caves.
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Not before they've tried to off him, they've put like burn up his car and stuff.
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But it's not it's not like a huge action set of pieces, it's just you know, it's the careful, it's like a steady-paced kind of like not even courtroom drama, just a sort of I don't know how to how you really like a drama, just an ordinary drama for clearly doing his thing, but proper acting, well directed.
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I really, really I always think about nominating this, but I think it's I haven't seen it, you've talked about it a few times.
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I love it.
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I thought it was one of his best uh yeah for sure.
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Yeah, he's really good.
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And the the cast is really good.
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Yeah, it's excellent.
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I have seen it, but I don't remember it very well.
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I like it, yeah, it's brilliant.
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And it's it's a fairly two hour, two hour and ten.
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It's a fairly long.
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I loved it, yeah.
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It's good.
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It's good.
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So yeah, Michael Clayton.
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It's almost second series for you.
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Yes, I know, I know.
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I tell you what, it's not second series, but I have nominated this song before for something else.
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For I can't there was something to do with the way they speak, but this is V for Vendetta, yeah.
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Where it depicts a conspiracy to David Ike style, isn't it?
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Uh Lizard people.
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What?
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V for Vendetta?
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No, oh sorry, no, you're Guy Fawkes one.
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Yeah, Guy Forks, yeah.
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I was gonna say what what's the one with is it that's V, isn't it?
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No, the actual series V.
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Yeah, it's V.
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Okay.
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Oh yeah, that was Lizard people, yeah.
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Sorry.
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Is that a conspiracy as well?
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Well no, they just live.
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They live among us.
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They live amongst us.
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Ah right, yeah, yeah, the lizard, like the Queen and that.
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Yes, yeah, yeah, the the the guy totalitarian government and he there's a conspiracy where they poisoned a school at some time, and this guy that survived some fire, he Yes, becomes V.